Terrorist Takedown promises to let you "push back against today's face of evil" by manning High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicles or, as the military refers to them in a real mouthful of an acronym, HMMWVs. The game can best be described by another official military term: ALBTTTDTPIV--Another Lousy Budget Title That Thankfully Doesn't Take Place In Vietnam.
Where does the game take place? According to the box, the "blisteringly intense action" is "set in the scorching sands of terrorist-riddled lands." But since the box is wrong about the "blisteringly intense action" part, who really knows? Everything is sort of a sand color, and there are a few minarets dotting the largely barren landscapes, so maybe it's Yemen.
What is for sure is that you're fighting terror. You can tell this because there's an unseen soldier who shouts both encouragement and warnings at you, and many of these statements mention terrorists. And about a quarter of them mention the word "ass," which must be the one sort of swear word you can employ with alarming frequency and still get a Teen rating. Technically, he doesn't actually shout these warnings. Even though they all sound like messages that should be imparted with some real urgency--such as the helpful refrain, "We're surrounded by badass terrorists!"--the line readings aren't particularly urgent.
MINIMUM
Windows 98/2000/ME/XP
Pentium III or AMD Athlon 800MHz Processor
256MB RAM
2GB Hard Disk Space
Nvidia TNT2, GeForce 1, 2 or 3, ATI Radeon 7000, 7200, 7500 or 8500, or Matrox G450 Video Card
DirectX Compatible Sound Card
DirectX 9
MAXIMUM
Windows 7/Vista (32 or 64 bit)
Intel i7 Quad Core 2.8Ghz or AMD equivalent
3GB System RAM (High)
30 GB Hard dDisk Space
nVidia GeForce 9800 GTX / ATI Radeon HD4850 Video Card
Direct X 9.0 compatible supporting Dolby Digital Live
DirectX 9.0 - DirectX 11
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